Tennis Jokes

Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
A: To them, "Love" means nothing.

Q: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
A: Who's making all the racquet?

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis
ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into
the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing,
waiting for the lights to change.

A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I
had tennis elbow once."

Training Cancelled

Starting From this Monday(20 Feb), the training would be cancelled till 5 march when the exam is over however r can just come to the court to play if ur want to( coach would most likely not be there)

Sat Training

The Trial is finally Over and the training is back to the usual time slots.

RELAX your mind WITH TENNIS before the upcoming exam don't be so stress up

Exam is still 2 weeks away anyway still got time to revise so enjoy yourself

Chinese New year

Happy Lunar New Year Peeps

Now is finally the year of the rabbit

with 4 days of holiday enjoy it haha :D

Wet, wet, wet

To all those who played at the trials on the 29th of Jan, your trials will be continued at a later date and your date of play will be informed through sms.

Update

Reggie had been added to Group 2

Interclub Trials Fixture

The Inter-club trails will be held during 29th of January and 12th of February.
It is played by one set match-First to 6games (sudden death) round robin, group 1 to 6
Top two from each group will represent the club


*Things to take notes*
-The trail Start at 11 am and will end at about 3 to 4 pm
-Make sure to do ample warm up before coming.
-Bring some food( Sandwich , e.t.c ) in-case u get hungry
-There is only a maximum of 15 min grace. Later than that, there will be a walkover.


The Groups for 29th of January are as followed:


group1
Glenn
Faihan
Joshua
Yu chuan
Joseph


group2
Steven
Matthew
Masyhur
Radhitya
Reggie


group3
Wenjie
Bryan Chew
Don
Douglas
Haziq
Alvin


The Groups for 12th of February are as followed:


group4
Jonathan
Weijie
Desmond
Jun Qiang
Weihong
Fang Yan

group 5
Effendee
Riaz
Wai Ho
Rui Song
Walter
Wei Liang

Group6
Yan Ting
Hamizan
Yong Qi
Kai sheng
Rui Siang
Rayney